莫装B,装B遭雷劈[英文版]

无聊中看到的，很搞笑，多种英文翻译版本。

孔子曰：“莫装B，装B遭雷劈。”

1.No B, or else P.

2.mo zhuang B, zhuang b bei lei pi.

3.People who are zhuangbility want to show their niubility but only reflect their shability.

4.Mr.Mo pretended to be Mr.B,but he was pied by Miss Lei.

5.Don’t zhuangbility，or thunder will strike you bitch……

6.No more zhuangbility, zhuangbility leads to leipility.

7.No Zhuangbity allowed.　Zhuangbiers are most likely end up riven by lightning.

8.GOD FUCKS FAKE B.

9.Don’t be a smart ass or someone will kick your ass.

10. P is always after zhuangbility.

11.Never Be a B, or you will be thundered…

12.more jone bee, jone bee berry P

13.More zombie, zombie be rapid.

14.play drunbility,suffer leipility

15.To avoid lighting struck, don’t personate a pussy

16.Don’t zhuangbi, zhuangbility leads to leipility

17.Don’t install B ,or you’ll be cleaved by thunder.

18.As B，so Ped.

19.where there is zhuanbility there is leipility

20.no B,no P

21.Don’t hold B, holding B is split by the thunder